Pharaoh and the Box Hill students

Pharaoh visits the Box Hill TAFE student's jewellery exhibition:

Pharaoh: What is this place?!

Guest Speaker: Err...Thousand Pound Bend

Pharaoh: Those words make no sense to me!

(he looks around)

.. all this traesure- it must be a tomb! Oh no- am I in a tomb?!-- already?!

Guest Speaker: No no, its ok, its not a tomb... its an exhibition

Pharaoh: It must be a treasure room then!

Let me look at all this jewellery- very unusual... there's a lot of silver...not really any gold...

Guest Speaker: Well, you see, they are students, and...

Pharaoh:SILENCE insolent dog!! ...I do get bored of gold actually-
-I happen to like silver-- it reminds me of...those moonlight nights by the Nile, ahh... how we danced..........

Guest Speaker: ahem

Pharaoh: Tell me, TELL ME! Who, WHO made these amazing jewells?

Guest Speaker: Ah, Box Hill TAFE students

Pharaoh: "Bogzil Tayef-Stuzenz"?!?....Strange name... he IS clever though

Guest Speaker: Actually its not a "he", its a group of talented new jewellers form this town called "Melbourne"

Pharaoh: Oh Ho! New talent! ...You know, once I conquered Ethiopia- and I took all the best jewellers back with me to Egypt...that was a great idea- so i will take back one of these "stuzenz" with me!

I will take.... Lauren Pitt! 

Ok?

Guest Speaker: Um, I dunno man, Im just the guest speaker

Pharaoh: Humph!  I'm done with you "Thu-gez Peaka"- farewell!